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No real big news today other than I beat Verizon at there own game! Yeah Boyyyy!!!! Today while talking to Willie ---->http://medicallychallenged.wordpress.com/2007/02/06/willie-stewart-vs-lance-armstrong-or-reason-117-why-im-going-to-be-a-physiatrist/ my phone took a dump. No warning other that a crackle in the speaker. I went over to the Verizon store to get the phone replaced. I have only had this phone 4 months and it just stop working, not cool! In the past I have destroyed phones by stepping on them, riding over them on my bike, sinking them in a water filled sink while hand washing a pair of short while the phone was in my pocket etc etc.... But this time my friends, it was not my fault.

It turns out they don't make this phone anymore. WTF, I just got it and it's already outdated. I could see what was coming. The lady behind the counter kept having to go and talk to the manager to see what they could do. HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A NEW EFFING PHONE!!!!It's not my fault the dam thing broke. First she came at me with, we no longer have this phone Mr. Hart. But your in luck. For a small upgrade charge you can have a better phone. Before she even spit the words out of her mouth I sent her back to the Mgrs office. NO DEAL!!!! Then she comes back with, sorry for the wait Mr. Hart we can give you one of these two phones. Now I don't need all the new cool hip stuff you can get in a phone today, But the two phones she showed me were nothing more than a step above a wireless roroty phones. She was showing me downgraded phones. WTF! How does this make things better. It's like a car sales person trying to sell you on a 1970 Datsin B210 over your new Element. I Don't think so!!! I sent her running back to fetch me a manager.

Well the bastards wouldn't come out of their cave. They did give her the OK to give me the Options of two other phones. Both phones, way better than what I already have, NO CHARGE!!! Now why did they not just do that in the first place? Because they are trained to fuck you over friends!!! Now, if I could only figure out how to use all this new crap on this phone. I know I don't need any of it but maybe one day it could mean the difference between life and death. Chris and his 13 year old daughter come back from vacation in a few days. I'm sure the kiddo can show me how to use it.