Equality!!

This just in.... By popular vote of the the people, all bald people or mostly bald people of wich will be determined by none bald people will now have restrictions to when they can be scene in public. The vote was close, 52% to 48%, the people have spoken!

Bald people may only be allowed to shop for food, clothes, house hold supplies and anything else that me be acquired by the rest of us between specially selected hours of the nite. These hours will be from 10pm to 2am. The baldies will not be able to shop at the same places as the rest of the superior people with the ability to grow hair. People who can grow hair care not to be associated with the lesser kind. It's not that they don't like the smoothies, they just don't want to have to be around them or allow them to shop a the same places. They are afraid to have to tell their kids of baldness and how even tho it's natural and just how these people are, it's viewed as wrong!

For years bald people have tried to hide their lack of hair with wigs, hair growth drugs and comb overs. Often times even with all the attempts to cover their baldness they have been passed by for promotions or employment in the work place. It has become one of those things that have been out in the open but not ever really excepted. The general population seams like they accept it but behind closed doors they make fun of or talk crap about the baldies.

In an attempt to suppress them but in a way that looks fair, A.K.A a vote of the people, it has been passed for the betterment of the majority to hide the follicly challenged. Now "normal" folks can go on in their day without the uncomfortable feeling of being around people who don't look just like them.

This is not abuse of democracy but a shining example of how it can rid the nation of those we don't like or understand. It makes it easy for the rest of us to live comfortably with blinders. We're so excited to see what comes next! Restrictions on height, ratio of males to females in a city, race mixing, who can attend what sporting events ect..... What a great time we live in where we can take rights away and be discriminating to others just by voting on it!