Thursday, May 29, 2008

A small glimps of the lame stuff I hear all day in the station!


I just drove here on fumes all the way from Yucaipa. I thought I was going to run out of gas for sure. I passed station after station to get here.


I used this card here yesterday. (Sam’s Card in hand) What do you mean, aren’t you guys the same?


All you guys do all day is stand around and do nothing. (seconds later) Hey, my card will not work, can I use yours?


This God damn machine will not work!!!!! (Sir you have to enter your PIN number. Well that’s stupid!!!)


Member 1 cuts off member 2 to get to a dispenser. They start to argue and cuss at each other. Member 1 gets out of his car and walks over to the dispenser in question. He lies on the ground in front of it and states, if he’s not next than nobody is getting gas at that dispenser!

Why don’t you sell Diesel? (tell them it doesn’t sell well enough to compete with the truck stops.)
Well that sucks, if I had a diesel truck I would be pissed!


If you keep raising the price of gas it’s going to cost more to fill my tank!


Are you just out here sniffing gas?


Hell the price should be $4.00 a gallon to keep people off their cell phones. If they stop paying their bill then maybe they can afford gas!


We are being ripped off by the A-Rabs!!!! Even if we do have enough of our own oil supplies in Alaska we still need to get rid of all of those A-Rabs!!!


Go inside of your little box over there and lower the price of gas for us hard working folks and raise it for the rich folks!


If I pump it real slow and shake it, it will last longer! (talking about to fuel as they put it in the tank)


(Member comes in every other day.) I fucking hate coming here for gas, you’re not even that much cheaper than the guy down the street. (I ask, then why do you come here?) Because you’re the cheapest in town!


What the hell is wrong with this thing! Why isn’t it working! (Its cause you have to hit the grade button)


I just sprayed that pink stuff on my wind shield, where’s your squeegee? (Container clearly marked, NOT FOR MEMBER USE, DO NOT USE!!)


(member pulls in the wrong way, there are 12 different signs saying not to do so) “Where the hell does it say do not enter?”


(Cone set in front of broken pump) “Does this pump work?”


“Excuse me Sir! Do you work here?”(I wear a yellow vest and have a Costco name tag)


I thought you weren’t allowed to talk on your cell phone while pumping gas? Can‘t you blow this place up like that? (Ma’am if that were true, I wouldn’t be alive!)


Environmentalist, they are the reason for the gas price being so high. If they would let us drill in Alaska instead of worrying about the spotted Mud Duck we could use our own oil!! Fucking Environmentalist!!!!


(Members car is on top of two of my cones) How was I supposed to know the dispenser was out of order? (Well sir the two cones you ran over, the 4’ tall sign you drove by, the yellow bags over the nozzle and the out of order sign were pretty strong clues……) Well I didn’t see any of that!

I just came from Vegas and the gas was no higher than $3.43 a gallon. You know something else, the casinos give you gas credits because they know you have to spend a lot in gas to get there. ( Now I would think that an Empire designed to take your money would think up a way like this to make you feel better about saving pennies on the dollar when buying there gas. Then they herd you to a table or slot machine and take three times of what you just saved on gas away from you!)


“Hey Attendant! I thought you were supposed to be 18 to work here!” (I turn 33 June 27th, thanks)


What do you mean you don’t take Visa!?! I have been using the same card here for the past ten years!(Dumb ass )


Well I used my Discover card here yesterday.(Brother of dumb ass 1)


I don’t understand how you could allow someone to use their phone while pumping gas. That’s like somebody putting a gun to your head. (If I had a gun it wouldn’t be pointed at my head)


I saw on Myth Busters that just by wearing a radio in a gas station, you can explode. (Same guys that said that by shooting a bullet up in the air, it wouldn’t come back down with lethal velocity.)


These damn prices are way too high!!(While pumping gas into his 5.7L V8 Tundra)


Freaking Bush! “someone needs to shoot that motherfucker”


Member comes over to me on one of the islands and tells me, “how I’m I supposed to know what line I’m going to pull into if everyone crowds up the first islands!” as she leaves her vehicle unattended inline.


Why is your station down? You sure did pick a fine time to EFF up my day.


Not open till 2:00pm, if my car runs out of gas your going to push me to the Arco.


You’re not allowed to do this test during business hours, open your station right now!!!!


Every time I go to this pump my car doesn’t work! (Stop coming to this dispenser) No. it’s the closest on to the entry of the gas station!

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