The most disgusting thig I have seen in a while!!!!!

So I was in the men's room at work and I was already pretty irritated. Men, you know what I'm talking about, the damn whistler!!! For some reason some guys get the overwhelming urge to whistle when they are in a public restroom. The tunes are nothing that you have ever heard before, just random tones that say hey look at me, i'm a whistling Jackass! I'm not sure if this kind of thing happens in the ladies room but I can tell you this, it irritates the hell out of me. I don't know why, but it does!

So I finish up my business and head over to the sink to wash my hands. Just so happens the whistler is done too and is also heading over to wash his hands as well, or should I say rinse them off. I only notice his brief splash under the sink because he was still whistling and I just wanted to remove his lips from his face. I keep pleasant tho and reach for a paper towel. In sync with his random tunes the whistler dries his hands in unison with ever toot.

I let him go to the trash can to toss his paper towel first in an attempt to get him out of my sight as soon as passable. Now stick with me here folks I will be as descriptive as I can. The whistler walks over to the trash can and is making a new tone for every step and body movement. Right step---Whissssstle, Left step---Whhhhhistle, right hand comes up in an overhead motion to toss the wet paper towel in the trash----Whhhhiiiisssstlllesss and release! Amazingly he made it but just barley cause in hit the wall and the edge of the trash can and finally in the can. He whistles a few more quick tones and then his head cocks to the left and in a quick high pitch he zeros in on it!!!!! He notices that next to the trash can leaning against the wall is a small dust pan and corn broom. We use this to sweep up the small pieces of trash in the bathroom and to clean the inside of the urinals. These little brooms are pretty stiff and make getting the corners of the urinals a snap to clean.

He seamed to be rather happy to see these items like he found a small future. What he did next was unreal! He leaned over, snapped a strand off the corn broom, cleaned it off with his dirty fingers and started to freaking clean his teeth with one end of it!!! Son of a Bitch I could not believe my eyes! He was going to town with that strand and I don't think he missed a singe tooth. Grooooss man, what the hell was this dude thinking!!! I have seen some gross shit at work before but I think this takes the cake!